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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You, my fine green friend, may call me Grug.

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Have you not heard the rumors?

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No.

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Well, I hate to inform you that a council or their aides are dying.

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We're going to go to the morgue to look at a dead body because we're really good at that.

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Let's invite Grug too, guys.

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To the morgue!

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Let's go.

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Nularaaaia, you're taking a look at the second body and you see marks around his neck.

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I'm going to speak with that one.

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I cast Speak With Dead.

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Why did you die?

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She compelled me to do what I did, though.

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What did she look like?

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Long red hair, eyes as black as night, and she wears red silk robes.

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How did you come across this woman?

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At a tavern in the field ward.

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The place is the Lonely Whip.

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Grug, do you know where the Lonely Whip is?

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We'll have to look around.

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Maybe something will jog my memory.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are D&D 5th Edition Actual Play Podcast, and I am your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

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And not with me today at this very moment are Amy More, Carla Johnson, and Tom Laird, and Spence Joe.

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We split this into two episodes, so I'm just doing the intro real quick here.

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They will be joining me very shortly.

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I hope you didn't turn it off, like under the assumption that I was going to do a full episode by myself.

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We'll save that for the Grants' full episode that I know I keep talking about.

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I'm just kind of stringing you along until I get it finalized.

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Yes, joining me for the second part of this episode will be Amy, Tom, Carla, and Spence Joe,

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who we are so grateful could join us and play both of these episodes with us.

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So that was fantastic.

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All right, guys, fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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You kind of wander the streets and there are there are a bunch of people kind of doing the same things,

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but some look at different states of drunkenness as you go by.

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It's nighttime now.

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Yeah, we're like in the we're in the club zone then.

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Is the field like a like a tavern district or something?

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It's got some it's got some good good taverns over there.

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OK, well, why don't we just ask someone?

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It's mostly just massage parlors.

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Ask someone.

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Hey, who do I see?

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You see a very stumbly dwarf looks like an older man.

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Oh, it's an old man.

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He looks like a young spry man.

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And he's he's stumbling towards you has a tankard in his hand that he's he's drinking back from.

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Hey, hey there.

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Hey, we're looking for the lonely whip.

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You tell me where that is.

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The lonely whip.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's down down down over.

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Down and over.

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Six.

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See it crouches down and takes a small step to the left.

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Am I there?

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I like to mess with drunk people.

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Yeah, she's there.

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You guys, you go down the street.

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Whoa.

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And cuts over and cuts yourself over a few blocks.

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All right, thanks.

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Have a good night.

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It's a lonely place, though.

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The lonely whip mumbles to himself as he walks off.

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They're going to they're going to be so sad there.

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God, Jesus, your young man sounds old.

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He's a dwarf.

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He's got a rough voice.

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Maybe this is like some sort of like bar rescue operation that we're running.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Is that why it's so sad?

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It's just such a pathetic.

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I mean, let's go find out.

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So we walk down a few blocks and over and we follow this wonderful drink and directions.

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And you like it was perfect directions.

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You make it just outside the lonely whip.

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And it it looks like a pretty rundown, slummy kind of place from the exterior.

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Anyways, you go in.

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Yeah, I think so.

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Thea pushes the door open or pulls.

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I have trouble.

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You enter and it's it's.

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It smells like drunk.

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There's alcohol and beer and stuff poured all over the floor.

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It's like sticky as you walk in.

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I can smell exactly what you're describing.

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It's 19 year old Carla has been to this place.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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There are only a handful of people in there at most.

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There's one woman tending the bar who does doesn't fit the description that you were that you were given by the corpse.

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And then there are five other men, kind of a couple sleeping at the tables they're at.

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One man does stand out to you, though.

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You recognize him by what he's wearing as a possible knight of the Order of the Gauntlet, which is one of the yeah.

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Well, I'm just for all right.

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You're telling a story.

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And the people listening, the Order of the Gauntlet are one of the main council members of the Council of Waterdeep.

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He's sitting alone at a table in the back with his back to you or kind of shoulder to you because you can see the insignia of the Order of the Gauntlet and his fineries that he's wearing right now to look hammered.

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He doesn't.

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Okay.

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He's has a drink, but he doesn't look like he as far gone as the other guys in this building.

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Are there any other drinks on the table?

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Like, is this is this friend in the bathroom or see by himself?

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Sure, no.

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He only has the one drink at the table there and appears to be sitting by himself.

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Okay, let's go talk to him.

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Mm hmm.

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And walk up.

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Who has a badge?

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Whose badge is handy?

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I've got mine.

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It's attached to me.

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I walk up to him.

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Is he at the bar?

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Is he at a table?

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He's at a table.

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He's at a table.

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But his back is to us.

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Yeah, he doesn't.

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He doesn't directly see you coming.

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I like really like smooth like slide into his seat beside him and say, Hey, friend, what you drinking?

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You startle him and he jumped.

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Oh, Jesus.

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Sorry.

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Who are you?

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I pointed my badge.

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Oh, those were the honorary things they gave to those adventurers.

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Uh huh.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Can I help you?

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What's doing here all alone?

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I come and sit down too.

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Because you don't want to leave him alone at the end.

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Well, no, I just like we're all just like standing there awkwardly.

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We would come sit down, right?

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Yeah, I think so.

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Flammikins is sidled up to the bar and she's like, I'm here with the adventurers, the decimators of dragons.

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And the bartender looks at her and shakes her head.

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Like, okay.

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Flammikins puts a goal down on the table.

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I just want to drink.

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She's hoping to milk this for all it's worth.

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Like, how many free drinks can I get out of this?

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All she wanted to do was get drunk and now we're taking her on some murder mystery adventure.

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So get that girl a drink.

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What are Grug and Flint doing?

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Should we grab a different table and just kind of eavesdrop?

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Yes, let us drop the eaves.

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Do you guys say this real loudly right beside the table?

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We'll be like two tables away.

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Well, Grug's not very smart.

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So probably he said that.

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He's got like a booming, you know, singer's voice.

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So sorry.

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Your question.

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What are you doing here?

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What are you drinking?

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Just the wholesale.

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Is it any good?

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Yeah.

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I'm building rapport.

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It's really good.

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Thanks.

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Good work.

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Why are you here?

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I don't know him.

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I don't know him.

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What are you doing here all alone?

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It's just a tough, tough day.

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I just thought I'd come grab a drink.

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And that's what I'm doing.

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Do you frequent this bar often?

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Oh, I'm sorry, Nularaaa.

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I'm manhandling the conversation.

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That's the word I was looking for.

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Yeah, it was.

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It's exactly the word Thea was looking for.

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Thea, she manhandles the conversation.

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You manhandle it.

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Flint just shouts that from across the bar.

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It looks like you work for the Order of the Gauntlet.

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Am I seeing that right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I just came from a rotation and didn't change my regalia.

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Can't you get the free drinks?

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I mean, no.

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I pay for my drinks.

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Good.

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Honorable man.

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See any hot redheads in here lately?

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He kind of gives you like a no.

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He's lying.

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It's probably good for you.

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I don't know.

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I cast Zone of Truth.

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I don't have to.

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You don't have Zone of Truth?

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Grug might.

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You know what?

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I didn't pick it.

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Does he say it like, no, I wish?

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Or does he say it like weird and suspicious?

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Like, why are you asking me that?

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Make a perception check.

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Oh, I will also perceive.

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Oh, I perceive anything.

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I'm going to go talk to the barkeep.

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I rolled a 20.

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I didn't roll a 20, but a 20.

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Yeah, he looks like he's being a little cagey.

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And we'll resolve that after you're the barkeep.

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She sees you walking up and says, what can I get you?

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I say, hello, miss.

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Has it always been your lifelong dream to run such a depressing establishment?

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He's got zero charisma.

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Which is weird for a performer, you'd think.

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She looks a little taken aback by that statement, but she says it was not my intent to run a place where people come to drink away their sorrows

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and not have fun while doing it.

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It was my father's dream, and I merely inherited it.

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It's a terrible dream to have.

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Oh, I guess I asked.

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Well, I happen to be a bard who is very knowledgeable of all things fun related.

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Would you like to have a fun time at this depressing otherwise place?

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I mean, yeah, we would love if you would.

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Are you offering to play a song?

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I just can't stay here with so many people so sad.

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So, yes, I'd like to play them some music.

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I would love that. Yes, please do.

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I will. All right.

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I'll just play in the background here, these little notes while you continue your conversation.

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Yes, he does. The knight does look a little cagey to your question.

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It seemed like you had kind of a reaction there to our question about the redhead.

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Do you want to want to expand on that?

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He looks like he's beginning to say something and then stops.

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And it says, I'm sorry, I have to be going.

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Can I try and intimidate him?

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Yeah, sure. You can try.

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We can't let him leave.

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He's going to go murder, suicide.

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That is an 18.

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I don't know if you know who we are, but we need to know what's going on.

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Can you tell me anything about this woman?

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He again looks like he's going to say something and then stops, almost like he's got a pain on his face.

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Blank twice if she is compelling you right now.

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I don't know what you're asking me. I have to be going.

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Hey, do you have any thoughts of murder or suicide?

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He looks at you and there's no twang. There's no, no, no.

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Why would I have thoughts of murder or suicide?

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Sometimes for like medication, it's a side effect.

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I just, you know, there's something horrible going on and I think you've been compelled.

259
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There's kind of just a blank look on his face and he goes a bit gaunt and ghostly white, like the blood is draining from his face.

260
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Not like somebody's sucking the blood from his face, but just like he's coming to a realization.

261
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:57,000
But he doesn't say anything and he tries to push past you.

262
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:04,000
I try to stop him.

263
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000
Worst case, we just follow him. So it's fine. You can stop him.

264
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Well, while this is happening, the people that were slumped over sleeping at the tables begin to wake up

265
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and are kind of drawn to the music that's filling the room.

266
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Fuck!

267
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He doesn't push you, so to speak, like he doesn't shove you, but he manages to slide you off and stands up.

268
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I pinch his hiney.

269
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And slaps it away.

270
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I'm just trying to get him to stay. Fine, we're just going to follow you then.

271
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He kind of, with some form of robotic-ness, begins walking towards the door.

272
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000
Dammit, he's going to go murder or suicide someone.

273
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Well, we have to follow him. There's something going on.

274
00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Flameykins! Get that beer to go, girl! And we start following him.

275
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,000
And as you walk by Flameykins, she's telling the bartender a story and she's like,

276
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:15,000
And that's when I met these fine folks as I was saving their ass from a dragon.

277
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The bartender's just smiling and nodding. Yeah.

278
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,000
And she's like, All right, mom, my ride's leaving. I got to go.

279
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Grug, you coming?

280
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Oh, yeah, yep. I put my guitar away and follow.

281
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:34,000
The bartender calls to Grug and she throws him a gold piece.

282
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,000
He's like, Grug's got one gold piece.

283
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Come back any time!

284
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000
Okay, so we follow the knight.

285
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Yeah, you get out into the street and you're, are you saying anything to him or are you just following him?

286
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Just following him. I'm screaming obscenities.

287
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
I'm just following him.

288
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:57,000
You get about, you get about a block away and he stops and turns around and he says,

289
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You need to stop following me.

290
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:11,000
No, you need to get yourself to someone who can help you with this magic shit that's been cast on you.

291
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Where's Grancis? Not Grancis.

292
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Damn it. Where's Grancis?

293
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,000
I'm going to cast a spell magic on him.

294
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Oh, yeah, do that.

295
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
That's what I'm going to do.

296
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000
So what does that entail? Let's see here.

297
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000
So any spell of third level or lower on the target ends.

298
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:36,000
For each spell of fourth level or higher, I make an ability check.

299
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
Yeah.

300
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,000
And the DC equals 10 plus the level of this spell that's cast on him.

301
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:47,000
Yeah, yeah, you're going to need to make a spell check or a saving throw or whatever it is.

302
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:54,000
It's a charisma, straight charisma, which actually isn't that good.

303
00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Oh, five.

304
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Can you cast it again?

305
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:09,000
I mean, I mean, I got one left.

306
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:19,000
So he puts his hand on his sword that he has on his belt and says, You need to stop following me.

307
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,000
I'm sorry we can't do that. You're going to hurt yourself or someone else.

308
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,000
He draws his sword. Roll for initiative.

309
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I'm waiting to hear that. Saved what? Numbers.

310
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
What is happening, Amy?

311
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Eighteen.

312
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:43,000
I was going to yell seventeen, but then I knew I had an initiative bonus, but then I couldn't remember if it was a one or a two.

313
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Twenty five.

314
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Jesus Christ.

315
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Fourteen for me.

316
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Plus eight.

317
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Carla's first always.

318
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He gets first action and he pulls his great sword and runs at Thea and swings.

319
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Oh, he can try.

320
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
It's only a seventeen.

321
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Yep.

322
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
Four slashing damage.

323
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000
And then it is Nularaaa's turn.

324
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:13,000
God, we're having this problem again where I don't want to kill this person.

325
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000
No, no, remember, we can just aim to incapacitate.

326
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000
So if we get him down to zero hit points, he just passes out.

327
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
He doesn't die.

328
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000
Okay, great.

329
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,000
So, you know, hit him, hit him hard.

330
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Violent, Thea's coming back.

331
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:37,000
I pull out Flametongue and say Buoy Caliente and fucking roast this guy that has done nothing wrong.

332
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Perfect.

333
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
He will do something wrong.

334
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000
I don't want to hurt them, but I'm going to pull out my most fucking huge weapon to do it.

335
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,000
I'm either stopping him or I'm not.

336
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:54,000
So that is a sixteen.

337
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Sixteen does not hit.

338
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Okay, then I'll take another swing.

339
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
That is a twenty.

340
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
Twenty will hit.

341
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Okay.

342
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Sixteen damage.

343
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Okay, go Donnie.

344
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Donnie's going to try and sting him.

345
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:11,000
So that is a sixteen, which obviously doesn't hit.

346
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:15,000
But he gets a second attack now and that is an eighteen.

347
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000
Eighteen will hit.

348
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Okay.

349
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:24,000
So he gets five damage and he has to do a con save, I think, for eleven.

350
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Okay, so two things happen on this.

351
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Okay.

352
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Donnie stings him.

353
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Everybody make a perception check.

354
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Sixteen.

355
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Sixteen.

356
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Eight.

357
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
Lots.

358
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Twenty-seven.

359
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Sure.

360
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
All of the perception.

361
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:49,000
You see something come back to him and he utters the single word succubus.

362
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,000
And then he's unconscious from Donnie's sting.

363
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Donnie, my man.

364
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
One shot.

365
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000
So we're dealing with a succubus.

366
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Okay.

367
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Well, now we know what we're dealing with, so that's a positive.

368
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Still don't know how we're going to find a succubus.

369
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Anybody have a find succubus spell, Thea?

370
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Anything?

371
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
No, but I mean, they're like...

372
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Succubuses are fiends.

373
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Do you not have something about fiends, Carla?

374
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Or is that something different?

375
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
I don't think I have something about fiends.

376
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,000
They are not one of my favorite enemies, if that is what you are asking.

377
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
That is what I was asking.

378
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Okay.

379
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
That being said, I could...

380
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Yes.

381
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Yes.

382
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
I like what you're saying.

383
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,000
You're not saying anything, but I know you are, actually.

384
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
I am going to...

385
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:48,000
If we find out where the succubus lives, I think I have a spell that can...

386
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Is it called kill succubus?

387
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,000
No, it's called find the path.

388
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Maybe we can go back to the bar and ask if anyone knows of a succubus that lives nearby.

389
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Maybe we could interrogate this guy.

390
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Maybe we should tie him up and wake him up.

391
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Throw him in a river.

392
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Classic.

393
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Classic idea.

394
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Well, the best way to dispose of a body really is to eat it.

395
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Oh, God.

396
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Just goes back to nature after that, right?

397
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,000
He is stung until he takes damage or he is shaken awake.

398
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000
So, I mean, in theory we could restrain him.

399
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Sure.

400
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Yeah.

401
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
You know, there's four of us and one of him.

402
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000
So even if he wakes up while we're tying him up, it's fine.

403
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Sure.

404
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Flynn could just sit on him.

405
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
That's true.

406
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
And then...

407
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
So you're just tying him up with some rope?

408
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Yeah.

409
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Okay.

410
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000
And then who's shaking him awake?

411
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
I slap him in the face.

412
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Okay, so you slap him in the face.

413
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
He startles awake.

414
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:57,000
He appears to be more lucid now than the stone-faced man you were talking to.

415
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000
So sorry.

416
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
That hurt.

417
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Where can we find this succubus?

418
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:10,000
I was supposed to meet her tonight, but she hadn't shown up before you.

419
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:19,000
She also has a place where I've met her not too far from here.

420
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
How are you feeling?

421
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Are you still...

422
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Do you feel less under her control?

423
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
You're talking to us now, so...

424
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000
I can normally, like, all through our conversation, I could hear her in my head

425
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
talking to me and telling me what to do and say.

426
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
And I don't get that now.

427
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
She's aware of us.

428
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Where does she live?

429
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:47,000
He gives you pretty good directions to a place in the same district

430
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
and not too far from where you are.

431
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Should we bring him with us?

432
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:55,000
I don't think I should go near her.

433
00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:02,000
If she's had her control over me once before, I don't want that again.

434
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
I'm really...

435
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Yeah, she'll use them against us.

436
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Yeah, that's true.

437
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
I'm also really worried that you're going to hurt someone.

438
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000
If you could just go and lock yourself up in, like, the prison or something,

439
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
that'd be wonderful.

440
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Just until we get this whole succubus thing taken care of.

441
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Okay.

442
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Yeah.

443
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Can you untie me?

444
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Partially.

445
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Like, maybe the feet, sure.

446
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Okay.

447
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Okay.

448
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
So I can walk.

449
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
That would be good.

450
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Yeah.

451
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000
And then I'll head right to the guards.

452
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
To the guards.

453
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
And tell them that you've been compelled.

454
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Yep.

455
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
And that this is for everyone's safety.

456
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Yes.

457
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Don't stop on the way.

458
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Can't stop won't stop.

459
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
So yeah, we untie his feet and prop him up.

460
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Yeah.

461
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,000
And he heads off towards the nearest guard post, which is in the vicinity.

462
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Okay.

463
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Let's go find a succubus.

464
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Yep.

465
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
You follow the directions and it takes you, I don't know,

466
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
it takes you 15 or 20 minutes to get to the place.

467
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000
What do you guys know about succubi?

468
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Sweet F.A.

469
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Do you have lore or anything?

470
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Arcana?

471
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Yeah.

472
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
What about Arcana?

473
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
No?

474
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
History?

475
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Yeah.

476
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
History.

477
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Maybe religion would be, they're demonic, right?

478
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Yeah.

479
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
I'd say either, either history or religion,

480
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
depending on whatever anybody thinks.

481
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
I'm switching.

482
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
I'm switching dice.

483
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
25 to my history check.

484
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:45,000
Flint, you know that succubus and incubus,

485
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:50,000
the male versions of them, inhabit the lower plains

486
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:57,000
and are dark winged fiends that can be used to service

487
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:03,000
devils and demons and all sorts of evil, no good doers.

488
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Sweet.

489
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
They're slutty bitches too, aren't they?

490
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Legend speaks of them and says that they are corruptors.

491
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:19,000
So they appear in an ethereal form first when they find a target.

492
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,000
So they latch onto someone who they know is of weak mind

493
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,000
and they appear to them in this ethereal form

494
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000
and kind of like in a dreamlike state.

495
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
And they cast charm on them

496
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,000
and they get them to do their bidding, whatever that might be.

497
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Okay.

498
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
And when they're done with them,

499
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:47,000
what they usually do is they have what's called a draining kiss.

500
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:53,000
So they basically suck the life out of their target.

501
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000
The fact that these murder suicides have been

502
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
breaking that knowledge of succubus,

503
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
you know something different might be going on,

504
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
but that's what you know about them.

505
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
When they are confronted, they usually aren't alone.

506
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000
They're usually sent up from these lower planes

507
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
with something else or someone else.

508
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Sweet.

509
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000
And when they do have this bond with whatever their target is,

510
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000
you've heard that they can maintain that bond,

511
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000
whether they're on this plane or their own plane.

512
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
So it doesn't matter where they are.

513
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Whereas most charm things,

514
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
they have to be on the same plane within a certain range,

515
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000
succubus can maintain it always.

516
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Are succubus fey?

517
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
No.

518
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
What?

519
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Really?

520
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
What?

521
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Are they elemental?

522
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
They are fiends.

523
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Oh, they're fiends.

524
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Fuck.

525
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Yeah.

526
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
All right.

527
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000
So we got to kill this thing dead.

528
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
What?

529
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000
So let's go check her place and see if she's there.

530
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000
What is this place that he's given us directions to?

531
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000
It is a dark rundown,

532
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000
looks like nobody lives there kind of house.

533
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
It's got torn up curtains.

534
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,000
There doesn't appear to be any light on the interior.

535
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,000
It has a single entrance.

536
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,000
There are several windows along the top floor and the main floor.

537
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,000
There is a door around the rear as well.

538
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Shall two of us go around and sort of go in from both entrances?

539
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Or do you want to just bang down the front door?

540
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Splitting up probably sounds like a good idea.

541
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,000
I mean, it's not like we're how big is the house?

542
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
It's not like we're really splitting the party, right?

543
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
We're just like slaggy.

544
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
It is.

545
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
It's a small.

546
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Well, it's not a huge house.

547
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000
But yeah, so.

548
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Okay.

549
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Yeah, it's not not like going in one side of a dungeon versus the other side of the dungeon.

550
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Exactly.

551
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
It's a it's just a standard house.

552
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Yeah.

553
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
I bet she's just a standard succubus.

554
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Just a standard.

555
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Probably.

556
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Okay.

557
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
You guys want to all stick together?

558
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
That would be fine, too.

559
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
But I think we should go through the back.

560
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:01,000
I will go with with this big guy.

561
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Which big guy?

562
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Well, there's only yeah.

563
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
I mean, I'm rather short.

564
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Tom's small of stature, but huge and buff.

565
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Big personality.

566
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Okay.

567
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:19,000
No, that's what I was going to suggest is that, yeah, Thea should go with someone strong.

568
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
All right.

569
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Let's let's go check out that back door.

570
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Who's entering the back door first?

571
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
I will.

572
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Is it?

573
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Oh, I try it.

574
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
I try it to see if it's unlocked.

575
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
It is unlocked.

576
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
All right.

577
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Then I go in first.

578
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Yes.

579
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Are you going in stealthy like?

580
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Are you going in?

581
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Not much point.

582
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Loot out.

583
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Let's let's try it.

584
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000
No, there's no joke happening here.

585
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
So your roles are my roles today.

586
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
I don't think maybe we should have gone together.

587
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:49,000
You I don't know how bad it was, but you crash in the door.

588
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
It's a six.

589
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Okay.

590
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Yeah, you're not quiet.

591
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Do we hear that from the front?

592
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
I mean, probably.

593
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000
They made it in.

594
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
I sling my loot.

595
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
I'm like.

596
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Demon!

597
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Demon!

598
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Face me.

599
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I think we better go in as well.

600
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000
So we'll come in the front too.

601
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Grug goes in and Grug, you see what looks to be like a kitchen area, and it quickly

602
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:30,000
disappears from your sight and you are suddenly in total darkness.

603
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Flint and Nularaaaa and Flamikinskins, what are you doing up front?

604
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Is the door unlocked?

605
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
It is unlocked.

606
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Okay.

607
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Then I think we just go in.

608
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Flint, what do you think?

609
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

610
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Okay.

611
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:52,000
You go in and you see there's a set of stairs that goes directly upstairs.

612
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:58,000
There's a living area and then a hallway that shoots straight to the back, which

613
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
looks very dark at this point.

614
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Use the banana ball.

615
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:10,000
Both of you make a perception check as you walk into.

616
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
14.

617
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
26.

618
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Flamikinskins got a seven.

619
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Nularaaaa, you see out of the corner of your eye zip past like a flash of white in the

620
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000
living area that draws your attention in there.

621
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Guys, did you see that?

622
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
That flash that just went in that direction.

623
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
I didn't see anything.

624
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,000
I was looking at the lovely architecture of this here house.

625
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
A weird observation.

626
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Nope, nope.

627
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Must have missed it.

628
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Okay.

629
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Well, flashing light that way.

630
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Our friends that way.

631
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Which way do you want to go?

632
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
Well, if you saw something, we should probably follow it.

633
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Okay.

634
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Let's go this way then.

635
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Hey, Thea and Grug, what are you doing?

636
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
We're in the dark.

637
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
You're in the dark.

638
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I'm gonna aside.

639
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
I haven't entered yet.

640
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Grug, you are in the dark.

641
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Thea, you have not entered yet.

642
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Do I see just a dark...

643
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I'm assuming we walked into the kitchen.

644
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Is that?

645
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Yeah, that's the kitchen area.

646
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:09,000
I put on my helm and I cast light on the two horns on top of it.

647
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:15,000
And therefore, I have a 20 foot radius, maybe?

648
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Now, looking in, do I see just a dark room?

649
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Yeah.

650
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:28,000
It was pretty dark when you saw him go in, but as you step to the door, you can't see him or anything else.

651
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Oh, even with my dark vision?

652
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Nothing.

653
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
No.

654
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Okay.

655
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Does that help at all or is this some kind of freaky magic, freaky darkness?

656
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000
No, yeah, no, yeah, because yeah, it's magical light.

657
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Yeah, you can see, but Thea, you still cannot see him.

658
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Okay.

659
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
So you don't see any...

660
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Sorry, Grug, you don't see any figures or anything like that.

661
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:57,000
It just illuminates the room and it looks shadowy.

662
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,000
It's not as bright as you would think that it would be when you normally cast this spell.

663
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
I yell in, Grug, you okay, buddy?

664
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:09,000
All good so far, but there's some freaky stuff happening here.

665
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,000
I produce flame.

666
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Does that help me as I walk in?

667
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
No.

668
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,000
No, my magic fire doesn't help me? Okay.

669
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Stay there.

670
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,000
I take a look around, I wander around the room and I sort of take a better look at the corners.

671
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Are there doors or anything?

672
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:37,000
There's one hallway heading straight back and then there's one door to your left as you walk into the room.

673
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000
A hallway heading straight back in the direction of the other...

674
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Sorry, in the direction of the front of the house.

675
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Okay.

676
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Hey, I think I'm going to check this door before you come in here. How's that sound?

677
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Sure, stay safe, buddy.

678
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
That's why I open the door.

679
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Nelara, Flint, and Flamingons, you've wandered into to follow this blur.

680
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:11,000
So you're walking into the living area and you see a single door off to the left and an open window off to the right of the room.

681
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Okay, and no sign of whatever this thing was?

682
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,000
No, no sign of any sort of creature or anything else.

683
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:27,000
And as you walk further into this room, the door to the left opens and Grug steps through.

684
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:34,000
But as he steps through, a wave of darkness follows over top of him and encompasses you.

685
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Can I see the kitchen now?

686
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Yeah, some of the kitchen. Are you walking into the kitchen?

687
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:44,000
As I see the kitchen start to brighten, I follow that.

688
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000
As you guys get closer to Grug, you're able to see a little bit as well.

689
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:57,000
And behind Grug, you see a glint of what looks to be a scimitar-like weapon.

690
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:08,000
And the shadowy face of a hideous fiend with downturned horns, spikes protruding out of its head,

691
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:20,000
scaly dreadlocks and a lizard-like body with massive wings and a hideous snarl with teeth ready to sink into the back of Grug's skull.

692
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Oh my.

693
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Nice. Okay.

694
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Oh shit.

695
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Roll for initiative.

696
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,000
I'm using my rainbow dice, you guys. My other dice had been balling with me.

697
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
18, 19, 19.

698
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Oh, rainbow dice.

699
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Rainbow dice.

700
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Wow.

701
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
I just kicked my puppy in the face.

702
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Oh, sorry Paisley.

703
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Sorry puppy, I got so excited.

704
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
15.

705
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
24 for me.

706
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
I got an 11.

707
00:34:44,000 --> 00:35:01,000
So the thing is up first. This creature, like a blur, rushes in and strikes at Grug, who doesn't see him coming, for a 22, no criticals or anything.

708
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Hit.

709
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Hit.

710
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:16,000
And as he goes by, he strikes at Flamikinskins and Flint as well, but misses on those two, so he hits Grug for eight slashing damage across your back.

711
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Wow.

712
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:28,000
After he makes those moves, he moves to a corner of the room that is outside of Grug's light, and he seemingly disappears from your sight.

713
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Nularaaaia, you're up next.

714
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:40,000
So I pull out Flametongue and say Mui Caliente, and as I get, like, approach the direction he was, like, is that helping with light at all?

715
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:46,000
No, your flaming sword doesn't seem to have any extra effect on the darkness in the room.

716
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Okay, what if I say banana?

717
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
Yeah, there you go.

718
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:55,000
The ball glowing orb jumps up and illuminates the room so that it is like there is no darkness around you.

719
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Yes, banana ball.

720
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Looks like daylight.

721
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Okay, so I can see the creature?

722
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Nope.

723
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Is he there, like, haha.

724
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
He's not there.

725
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Damn.

726
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
No, he doesn't appear to be in the room.

727
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Last you saw him, he quickly moved towards the front of the house, which there are stairs and a hallway that cuts down back to the kitchen.

728
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Stairs going upstairs or down to a basement?

729
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Upstairs.

730
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Going upstairs?

731
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Then I guess I will go upstairs.

732
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:46,000
You get to the top of the stairs and at the end of a hallway that leads back down to a front room on the second level, you see staring back at you what looks to be one of these hideous white fiends, its gaping maw curling into an evil smile as if beckoning for you to come to it.

733
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Okay, great.

734
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Okay, then I am going to cast Hunter's Mark on it.

735
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
That's a bonus action.

736
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:03,000
It is mystically marked as my quarry, and then I'm going to try and hit it non-mystically with my flaming sword.

737
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Visible only to you, a wave of energy envelops the creature as you prepare your attack.

738
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
That is a 24.

739
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000
24 will hit it.

740
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Great.

741
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
It's fun.

742
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Comforting?

743
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Yeah, no kidding.

744
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:26,000
I also need you to split up your fire and your slashing damage there.

745
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Okay, so it's piercing, it's three piercing damage, and it is seven, nine fire damage.

746
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:48,000
You strike with flametongue into this creature and it looks like you didn't do anything to it.

747
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
I bet fire helps it.

748
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000
What a dick.

749
00:37:53,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Okay, then for my second attack, because I'm so fast apparently, I'm going to put that sword away and pull out my other sword.

750
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Can I do that?

751
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I've never had more than one good weapon.

752
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Sure, yeah.

753
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Okay, then I'm going to try and use Dragon Slayer.

754
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Okay.

755
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
That's an 18 to attack.

756
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
18 will hit, yeah.

757
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Okay, so that is nine, 11 damage, oh, plus an extra D6 because of Hunter's Mark, 11, so that's 14 damage.

758
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
14 slashing or piercing?

759
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Piercing.

760
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:54,000
So you strike into it and it doesn't appear, you hit it pretty hard, but it still doesn't feel like it did the damage that you thought it did, and it strikes out and bites at you for a 16.

761
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Okay, that doesn't hit.

762
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Donnie rolled a 20.

763
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Donnie bringing it.

764
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Way to go, Donnie.

765
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Three piercing damage.

766
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Okay.

767
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Which is not much, but he was stinging, so I guess it also has to do a con save.

768
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Nothing happens to him.

769
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Okay, he's going to sting it again.

770
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000
That does not work because that is a nine.

771
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Okay.

772
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Thea, you can see into the room, I assume you left the glowing ball in the room downstairs, or did it follow you?

773
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
I don't know, does it follow me?

774
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:41,000
It just illuminates and you have to move it, so unless you held it and moved it, otherwise it just stays stationary.

775
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,000
I guess I didn't ask that, did the darkness that was gone?

776
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
As soon as you went upstairs, yeah, we'll say you left it, as soon as you went upstairs the darkness left.

777
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
I feel like the darkness is attached to Greg.

778
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
I feel like that's a fair assumption.

779
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Then yeah, for sure it stayed.

780
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
So it's your turn, Thea.

781
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Okay, well, I obviously hear a scuffle going on because I feel like I'm in the door of the kitchen in the back of the house.

782
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yeah, you step into the kitchen and you go to go follow behind Grug, but you're caught by the glare of the black demon creature.

783
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Good, okay, I cast Fairy Fire on it.

784
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
First time with this one, I want to see what happens.

785
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Luckily, because we are in a completely separate room, right?

786
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Yeah, you're in the kitchen area and Grug is in the living area now and everybody else, so you're alone.

787
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
So would you face 20 feet away from me?

788
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
So it's just me and the...

789
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Yeah.

790
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Okay, cool, because I think I found out why I didn't think this was a good spell is because everyone is affected by the attack rolls.

791
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Right.

792
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
If you fail the con save.

793
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:59,000
You need to make a deck save.

794
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
That's a 19.

795
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Well, that I guess it saves.

796
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Sorry.

797
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
That's okay.

798
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
That's it.

799
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Do you stand still?

800
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Like, oops, that didn't work.

801
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Is it blocking my way?

802
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Well, there's the door to go follow in behind Grug or there is the way to the front of the house where it's standing.

803
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
I run to Grug.

804
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Hello.

805
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
I'm not going to run toward.

806
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000
There's a fucking black demon.

807
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,000
There's a scary black demon.

808
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
What's going on over here?

809
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
It's Grug's turn.

810
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000
So you're in a room with Flint, Flammie, Kins, and Thea now.

811
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I cast Dispel Magic on myself.

812
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Sure.

813
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Great idea.

814
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000
That's a good idea.

815
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
If we're correct in our thinking that this...

816
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Seems like it's following you.

817
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Let's try it.

818
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Any effect?

819
00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Outside the light that is being illuminated, the darkness that you were seeing disappears.

820
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Right on.

821
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:09,000
For my bonus action, I give Thea Bardic Inspiration.

822
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Thank you, sir.

823
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:19,000
So you get to roll a D10 and add it to any ability, attack, or saving throw.

824
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:26,000
You also can add it to your damage or your AC as a reaction.

825
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Oh, that's fun.

826
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
That is good.

827
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Nice.

828
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Thank you, actually.

829
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Anything else you want to do?

830
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
You're good?

831
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:44,000
I suppose I'll move back toward the black demon and see if I can still see him.

832
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Yeah, you step around the corner and it is coming towards you.

833
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
So you're now like...

834
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Can I put myself in the doorway between Thea and the demon?

835
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
So that if he's attacking, he's just hitting me.

836
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Sure.

837
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Bag of hit points.

838
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Thanks, buddy.

839
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
You're going to start calling Flint bag of hit points.

840
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
I like it.

841
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
It's pretty accurate.

842
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
It's super accurate.

843
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Yeah, absolutely.

844
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:18,000
So Flamikinskins is up and she's like, I'm going to go upstairs and see if Nularaaaa needs a hand.

845
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
And she runs quickly.

846
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Not quickly because she's a goblin, so she's a little bit behind.

847
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,000
She can't quite make it all the way, but she's got spells, so that's fine.

848
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:34,000
And she sees the white beast creature that you see and she's like, holy fuck, that's ugly, too.

849
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Right?

850
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I think you guys are just talking.

851
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Right? Hideous. My God.

852
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:46,000
And then it loses five hit points because its feelings are real hard and its confidence is shaken.

853
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
It's got disadvantage for confidence rolls.

854
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:57,000
She is going to make a ranged attack and throw a chaos bolt at this creature, which she's going to try and do.

855
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000
I feel like Nularaaaa is going to get hit right now.

856
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Well, I mean, no.

857
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
It is a chaos bolt.

858
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
It is a chaos bolt.

859
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:11,000
So we're going to roll that and that's an 18, which will hit because that was hitting.

860
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:17,000
So you hurl an undulating, warbling mass of chaotic energy at one creature in range.

861
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
I did that.

862
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:28,000
And then I roll 2d8 plus 1d6, which is 13.

863
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
And I choose one of the d8s.

864
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
I'll choose that one.

865
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:36,000
And it shoots out thunder damage.

866
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:45,000
So it shoots out 13 thunder damage at this creature and it is knocked back.

867
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Jump back.

868
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:54,000
And lets out a just a hideous shriek that kind of hurts your ears.

869
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,000
It's a noise that you have never heard before.

870
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,000
And then it is Flint's turn.

871
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
OK.

872
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Which are they both within range of me or just the downstairs one?

873
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,000
If you were to dash, you could probably make it upstairs.

874
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
That's what Flammikins had to do.

875
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Otherwise, the black one is within range for your full three attacks.

876
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000
OK.

877
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
We'll go for the black one.

878
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Yeah.

879
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Grug's in the way.

880
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,000
So you'd have to I would say that you would like kind of slide under his legs, either

881
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,000
slide under his legs or like barrel through knocking your knees.

882
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
The demon thing.

883
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Well, yeah, I'll kind of I'll kind of slide under him and pop up on my feet and

884
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
get to swing in this axe.

885
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
OK.

886
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
How does Grug feel about that?

887
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
So that's a 17 for the first one.

888
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Excited.

889
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
17 will hit.

890
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
All right.

891
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Now, do you need to know anything particular about damage I'm doing, Russ?

892
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I need to know types of damage everybody is dealing.

893
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Slashing.

894
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:04,000
And I do have like a plus three magical damage on this thing as well.

895
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000
So I just need to know if you want like anything separated.

896
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Well, your axe is like all magic, though, isn't it?

897
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000
I'm assuming so, but I'm not 100 percent.

898
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Yeah, OK.

899
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Your axe is magic.

900
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
OK.

901
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
So.

902
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
All right.

903
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Well, then I'll just roll what I need to roll it.

904
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,000
So six plus seven.

905
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000
So 13 damage on the first attack.

906
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
OK.

907
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000
So, yeah, you slide under and strike into its back.

908
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
It's got massive wings that you cleave into.

909
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,000
And one of them is damaged quite a lot.

910
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Sweet.

911
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Let's go for slides under its legs.

912
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Or did you pop up between it and Grog?

913
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,000
No, I like I like power slid all the way past.

914
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
All right.

915
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Right through everybody.

916
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
OK.

917
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Very exciting.

918
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Yeah.

919
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000
So I'll go for a second attack.

920
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
So that's a 26.

921
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
I think that's good.

922
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
No, surprisingly 26 doesn't hit.

923
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Once you go too far, it cancels out.

924
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Yeah.

925
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Oh, that's fun.

926
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
So that's full damage.

927
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
So that's 17.

928
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Yeah.

929
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,000
And we'll go for one more because I got that third attack now.

930
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Yeah.

931
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Oh, that's not so good.

932
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
But it's a 15.

933
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
15 hits.

934
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Oh.

935
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I like this plus 11 to hit.

936
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
That's fun.

937
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Damn.

938
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
That's great.

939
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
So that is 14 damage.

940
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000
After sliding through Grog and the creature's legs,

941
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000
you pop up and begin slashing and hacking into this creature's back,

942
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
its wing beginning to separate at the joint,

943
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:44,000
and you see major gashes going into its skin as it lets out a horrendous shriek.

944
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:49,000
It's the white beast thing's fiend thing's turn.

945
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Great.

946
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
And it is going to...

947
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Well, I mean, Nularaaaa is the only one in...

948
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
In range.

949
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
In range.

950
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Oh, why is there Flammikens?

951
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
She wasn't really in range.

952
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Flammikens, she couldn't quite make it directly to...

953
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Right.

954
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:11,000
It's going to make two attacks, one with its longsword and one with its claws.

955
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:16,000
It desperately misses with its longsword, and the claw attack is a 13.

956
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
So it's like...

957
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:24,000
So it slashes at me and then misses, and then as it's flailing, tries to scratch me.

958
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
I like it because it missed both times, so good.

959
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,000
I'm glad it is ugly and looked a fool.

960
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I laugh at it.

961
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:39,000
As soon as it misses with its second attack there, everybody in their mind hears a voice.

962
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Hey there, it's me again, your Dungeon Master Russ More.

963
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Thank you so much for joining us for this episode 44 of Dumbgeons and Dragons, titled

964
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000
A Friend in the Night, Part 2.

965
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
We're always happy to see and chat with Spencer and we're going to hear from him

966
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,000
in a brief moment about where you can find more from him on the internet.

967
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,000
I wanted to mention also that we've had some pretty awesome things happening over on our

968
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Patreon page since the last episode, like making our second Patreon goal.

969
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Truly amazing!

970
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:12,000
With that, we did a big giveaway for any two D&D books and we added some new fun

971
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:16,000
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972
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973
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So if you want to support the show directly, just visit Patreon.com slash DumbDragonCast

974
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975
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
We really hope to see you over there.

976
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,000
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Word of mouth is really one of the easiest ways to support any podcast or show

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981
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And speaking of which, all of our social media links can be found at

982
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983
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,000
So go check out the website and join, follow, or like where you can today.

984
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Well, this is the part where we say thank you, Spencer, for joining us.

985
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Thank you so much, Spencer.

986
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,000
The music was so great and the spells were not too shabby either.

987
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Yeah, awesome work.

988
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Yeah, thank you very much for having me.

989
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
That was a lot of fun.

990
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,000
I've never done, well, I've never done a D&D podcast before and I've never done

991
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
D&D over Skype before.

992
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000
There's a lot of firsts tonight.

993
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Yeah, so a couple of firsts.

994
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
So thanks.

995
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Thanks a lot.

996
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Awesome.

997
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Well, I can see, I can see Grug making another appearance at some point down the

998
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
road.

999
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000
You know, he's always around or he's at least never far off.

1000
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
There we go.

1001
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
One of those, one of those shadow types.

1002
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Yeah, I like it.

1003
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,000
Let, I'll let you let everybody know where they can find you on the

1004
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000
interwebs.

1005
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,000
If you want to direct them towards anything or sell anything or do

1006
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,000
anything.

1007
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Yeah, sure.

1008
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:48,000
You could, you could look up Spencer Joe, J-O, in Google and find my

1009
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
music.

1010
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
And then from there you might be able to find some.

1011
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
I run out like a D&D Instagram.

1012
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Not very well and a D&D Twitter, but I don't do those very well either.

1013
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
But I do.

1014
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,000
I think I may at one point get into podcasting myself.

1015
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
So who knows?

1016
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Keep an eye out.

1017
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
There we go.

1018
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Yeah, I like it.

1019
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
All things done.

1020
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Yeah.

1021
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,000
We'll put all the links to find Spencer down in the description below as

1022
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
well.

1023
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
And thank you again.

1024
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000
We really appreciate you being here.

1025
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Yeah, that was awesome.

1026
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Thanks, Spencer.

1027
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,000
So good.

1028
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Thanks, folks.

1029
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
One final thing.

1030
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Just big thanks to Sirenscape for some of the amazing atmosphere and

1031
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
music.

1032
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Make sure you check them out at sirenscape.com to bring your games

1033
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
to life.

1034
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Links for everything mentioned today can be found in the

1035
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
description.

1036
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
The next episode will be out July 18th.

1037
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Have a great week.

1038
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
We'll talk soon.

1039
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,000
And it is a lovely lady's voice.

1040
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000
What does it sound like, Rob?

1041
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
It sounds like a lovely lady that's not going to sound like me.

1042
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:53,000
But she says, your efforts have been thwarted time and time again

1043
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000
by my helpers.

1044
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:00,000
And let me tell you, it's not going to end here.

1045
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,000
And downstairs, we're going to have a party.

1046
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000
It's not going to end here.

1047
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,000
And downstairs, you see through the front door a winged,

1048
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
beautiful creature.

1049
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000
She's lovely looking.

1050
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I wish there was something that I could get you to roll to just...

1051
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Make a horny roll.

1052
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Make a horny roll downstairs.

1053
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Make a supermodel roll.

1054
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Everyone downstairs.

1055
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Thea rolled a 19.

1056
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
She's super horny.

1057
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Super horny.

1058
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
She probably has a plus seven.

1059
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
I have horns on my helmet.

1060
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
This is true.

1061
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Glowing horns.

1062
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Right.

1063
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Glowing horny.

1064
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Out the front window, you see this beautiful creature with huge

1065
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
wings and a long tail.

1066
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,000
And she is hovering in front of the house outside.

1067
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000
And we're back to the top.

1068
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,000
And it's the black creature's turn.

1069
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000
And he is going to swing two scimitar attacks at Grug.

1070
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000
One bite.

1071
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000
He's going to turn around at Flint.

1072
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,000
So Grug, 23.

1073
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Hit.

1074
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,000
And a 13.

1075
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Okay, one hit.

1076
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Okay, and Flint on yours.

1077
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000
That is a 25.

1078
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Oh yeah.

1079
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Damn.

1080
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:27,000
So the scimitar attack on Grug is six slashing damage.

1081
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:39,000
The ensuing bite on Flint is 11 piercing damage plus seven acid

1082
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
damage.

1083
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,000
So how much was the piercing you said?

1084
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
11.

1085
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:49,000
I get to subtract that by three because of my heavy armor

1086
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
mastery.

1087
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:56,000
It then takes a bonus action.

1088
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,000
And disappears into a shadow.

1089
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000
How am I going to resolve that?

1090
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Yeah.

1091
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,000
No, I can't do that because you're right in range.

1092
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
All right.

1093
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,000
It just stays there because he's done.

1094
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000
What was his horniness role?

1095
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Maybe he's also very captivated by this new creature.

1096
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
I mean, he's used to it.

1097
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:29,000
He was pretty horny, but not quite as horny.

1098
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,000
He's old after a while.

1099
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Yeah.

1100
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Okay.

1101
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Then obviously I don't know about this.

1102
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
I don't know anything that's going on downstairs.

1103
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Only anybody downstairs.

1104
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000
You've heard the voice, but you haven't seen the creature.

1105
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Okay.

1106
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Then I am going to attack the one that I was attacking.

1107
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,000
So that is 23.

1108
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
23 will hit.

1109
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,000
And that is 22 damage.

1110
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Whoa.

1111
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Mammal.

1112
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
That is awesome.

1113
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Well, because Hunter's Mark too, right?

1114
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
So I got an extra D6 on there.

1115
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
You got a Hunter's Mark everything.

1116
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Okay.

1117
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Yeah.

1118
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000
You're mine.

1119
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
You're my quarry.

1120
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000
You're my quarry.

1121
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,000
You slice into it in a huge gouge right across its chest.

1122
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,000
It's spewing black blood like fluid.

1123
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Fluids.

1124
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Ickr.

1125
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,000
That's what it is.

1126
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Ickr.

1127
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Ickr.

1128
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Good.

1129
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Yep.

1130
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Ickr is icky.

1131
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Got another swing.

1132
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,000
I sure do.

1133
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Uh, I sure do.

1134
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
It's an 11.

1135
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Huh?

1136
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Nope.

1137
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Okay.

1138
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Well, Donnie's gonna pick up my slack.

1139
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Maybe.

1140
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Oh, he totally is.

1141
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Donnie rolled a 22.

1142
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Donnie is on fire today.

1143
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,000
I know.

1144
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
He is doing really well.

1145
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Even without the Cholera.

1146
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
I'm just giving him a lot of confidence, I think.

1147
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Yeah.

1148
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Like, he knows he's got that in his back pocket if he needs it.

1149
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Yeah, exactly.

1150
00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:01,000
So that is three damage and then a con save.

1151
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Oh, but yeah.

1152
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
The con save doesn't do anything.

1153
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Doesn't do anything.

1154
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
But damage.

1155
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Okay.

1156
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
The damage he takes.

1157
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Yep.

1158
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Okay.

1159
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000
The thing strikes out and bites at, you are one, two, three.

1160
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Donnie is four, five, six.

1161
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Strikes out and bites Donnie.

1162
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000
For a 22.

1163
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Not damage.

1164
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Okay.

1165
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
22 to hit.

1166
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Yep.

1167
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Donnie never gets hit.

1168
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Donnie's gonna take seven piercing damage.

1169
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Okay.

1170
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
And two cold damage.

1171
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Urr.

1172
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Poor Donnie is chilly.

1173
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
He's got a bite taken out of him.

1174
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
And then his second attack.

1175
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Next attack is a 21 and four damage on that one.

1176
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Okay.

1177
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,000
And again, this thing strikes out.

1178
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:54,000
And this time, bites at Nulara for a 12.

1179
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
So that doesn't work.

1180
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Okay.

1181
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Okay.

1182
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Thea.

1183
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Okay.

1184
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,000
So in front of me I've got.

1185
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000
Rug.

1186
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000
Thing.

1187
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Black creature.

1188
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Flint.

1189
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Flint.

1190
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,000
And then.

1191
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Succubus, you assume, out front.

1192
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Out front.

1193
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Oh, okay.

1194
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
I'm going out the front door.

1195
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Yeah.

1196
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
You get her.

1197
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
I'm gonna get her.

1198
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
So you make it out front there.

1199
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
And I say, listen here, bitch.

1200
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
She just laughs at you.

1201
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Get out of my head.

1202
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
Okay.

1203
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
I'm going to cast.

1204
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000
I cast.

1205
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Sunbeam.

1206
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Sure.

1207
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:32,000
So a beam of brilliant light flashes out from my hand in a five foot wide angle.

1208
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000
Okay.

1209
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Okay.

1210
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000
Okay.

1211
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000
I cast.

1212
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Sunbeam.

1213
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000
Sure.

1214
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,000
So a beam of brilliant light flashes out from my hand in a five foot wide.

1215
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000
Wait, hold on.

1216
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,000
How close?

1217
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Here's a better question.

1218
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000
How close is she?

1219
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Sir.

1220
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Yeah.

1221
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Because you said she was in the air.

1222
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,500
She was like hovering, flying outside the front window.

1223
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:54,000
So she's probably like 20 feet from you at this point.

1224
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Okay.

1225
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Okay.

1226
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Fine.

1227
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000
That's good.

1228
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Because this is 60 feet.

1229
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Okay.

1230
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
The creature must make a constitution saving throw.

1231
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000
14.

1232
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Oh, she failed.

1233
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Yay.

1234
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Don't forget your Arctic inspiration.

1235
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Thank you.

1236
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,000
I feel like she, because I can put that on damage, right?

1237
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Yeah.

1238
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
No, you can't.

1239
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
I'm not supposed to really say that am I?

1240
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,000
No, you know why?

1241
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000
We table talk all the time.

1242
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000
We need help.

1243
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
We need all the help we need.

1244
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Edit it out.

1245
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
It's okay.

1246
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Yeah.

1247
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000
That's a D10.

1248
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000
Yeah.

1249
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Plus whatever else you do.

1250
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:35,000
On a failed save, a creature takes 6d8 radiant damage.

1251
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:40,000
And is blinded until my next turn.

1252
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Okay.

1253
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Yeah.

1254
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Fuck you, bitch.

1255
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Radiant damage.

1256
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
That's right.

1257
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
I was like fire.

1258
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,000
No, no, no.

1259
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Bledging, I mean, sure.

1260
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,000
I could hit her with the oath bow.

1261
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000
You know what's going to hurt her?

1262
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:53,000
Yeah.

1263
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,000
It's going to be radiant damage.

1264
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Yeah.

1265
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000
And a lot of it.

1266
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
And a lot of it.

1267
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000
I like it.

1268
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
All right.

1269
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
What are you rolling?

1270
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
I'm rolling.

1271
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000
6d8.

1272
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Yep.

1273
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
Here's two more.

1274
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,000
It says 19, so that's 26.

1275
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000
Oh, my D10 rolled a one.

1276
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Aw.

1277
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Well, it's something.

1278
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
27 radiant damage.

1279
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
She is blinded until her next turn.

1280
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000
Motherfucker.

1281
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Motherfucking awesome.

1282
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Thank you, mid.

1283
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Okay.

1284
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
God damn it.

1285
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Fuck.

1286
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000
In her beautiful woman's voice.

1287
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000
However that's going to sound.

1288
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Should I outsource that?

1289
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Yeah.

1290
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Okay.

1291
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Blinded.

1292
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,000
That's right.

1293
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Yeah.

1294
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Well, I got it.

1295
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Are you done?

1296
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,000
Yes.

1297
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000
I can only ever do one thing.

1298
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Yeah, but it was a good thing.

1299
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Grug.

1300
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
I know, right?

1301
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Grug, your turn.

1302
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000
All right.

1303
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,000
I'm going to, I think Flint's probably got this demon.

1304
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Sure.

1305
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:57,000
So I'm going to turn and move away from it, which probably provokes an attack of opportunity,

1306
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
but I'm going to attack that succubus.

1307
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Well, it already turned around to attack me, so you could probably get by it.

1308
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Right, we're sort of flanking it.

1309
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Yeah, you're still engaged, so it will attack.

1310
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000
Okay.

1311
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000
No worries.

1312
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Which is a...

1313
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
I got them hit points.

1314
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,000
20, 23.

1315
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Big old bag of hit points.

1316
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,000
23.

1317
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:19,000
It strikes out with its scimitar, which hits, which is going to be a 1d6 plus

1318
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,000
3 slashing, which is going to be 5 slashing damage.

1319
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,000
Now I'm going to move to be around near Thea.

1320
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:32,000
I use my bonus action to give her bardic inspiration again.

1321
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000
Thanks, buddy.

1322
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:39,000
And then I'm going to cast lightning bolt at the blinded succubus.

1323
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Yeah.

1324
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Okay, with advantage because it's blinded.

1325
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Exactly, so dexterity saving throw.

1326
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
So with disadvantage.

1327
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Yeah.

1328
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:54,000
So that is going to be, sorry, dexterity.

1329
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Right.

1330
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000
That's a 5.

1331
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Awesome.

1332
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Perfect.

1333
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,000
Beautiful.

1334
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I'm casting it as a one level up because I'm out of third level spells, so it's

1335
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,000
a fourth level spell.

1336
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Sure.

1337
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
So it does 96.

1338
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Damn.

1339
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Yeah, it does.

1340
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Fuck yeah, grug.

1341
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Our lightning damage.

1342
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Yeah.

1343
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000
Okay.

1344
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Whoa.

1345
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Okay.

1346
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Holy shit.

1347
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000
That was so many.

1348
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,000
It was.

1349
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,000
There's a few sixes here.

1350
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,000
39 damage.

1351
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Oh my God.

1352
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000
Damn.

1353
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Did you murder her?

1354
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000
No, because she takes half lightning damage.

1355
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Damn.

1356
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Damn it.

1357
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Still real good though.

1358
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,000
It's still a lot of damage.

1359
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:31,000
So yeah, your lightning bolt's front and her wings are fried and she drops

1360
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,000
to the ground, but she's still alive, screaming in pain.

1361
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000
Thea's so happy.

1362
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000
She's close enough to kick.

1363
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:41,000
I just run up and I kick her in the shin real fast.

1364
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
You're good, grug.

1365
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000
So Flamikins Kinn's turn.

1366
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:49,000
She is going to, I'm just going to say she's going to do the same thing.

1367
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Make a ranged attack and a chaos bolt towards the creature.

1368
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Yeah.

1369
01:01:55,000 --> 01:02:01,000
I'm just going to say she's going to do the same thing, make a ranged attack

1370
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,000
and a chaos bolt towards the creature.

1371
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Which is going to be a 20, not critical, 16.

1372
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,000
And that will be force damage.

1373
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000
What do we do for force damage?

1374
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Oh yeah, bud.

1375
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,000
Is it space force damage?

1376
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Yeah.

1377
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:27,000
So this creature is knocked back into the room as Flamikins Kinn's yells

1378
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:32,000
and lets force this force chaos bolt and the windows burst from behind

1379
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:38,000
and sprinkle down onto the grass that you see down in front there, grug and Thea.

1380
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
And it is knocked to the ground.

1381
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000
It is prone.

1382
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Sweet.

1383
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,000
And then it is Flint's turn.

1384
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,000
All right.

1385
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Is it like a straight shot out the door?

1386
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Like, can I, do I have eyes on the succubus from where I am?

1387
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,000
You do.

1388
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
You're still engaged in combat with the black one though.

1389
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Yeah, yeah.

1390
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,000
No, I was just curious.

1391
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
No, no.

1392
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:00,000
He just winds up murdering it real fast.

1393
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
It's like around the corner maybe.

1394
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Sorry.

1395
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Yeah.

1396
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,000
You can see Thea and grug kind of out front of the house,

1397
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000
but the succubus is more off to the side.

1398
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Okay.

1399
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Kicking some crazy succubus ass.

1400
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Flint's like, I've got three attacks.

1401
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
I'm going to finish this one and then go.

1402
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Yeah, exactly.

1403
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
The rules go to the roundhouse everybody.

1404
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000
I love it.

1405
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,000
I got a fun throwing camera that will return to me automatically.

1406
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,000
So.

1407
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Oh yeah.

1408
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,000
All right.

1409
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Sweet.

1410
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,000
I'll, yeah.

1411
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:31,000
I'll take another chop at this big dude that's right in front of me.

1412
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,000
That is a 15.

1413
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
15 will hit.

1414
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,000
All right.

1415
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:42,000
I'm going to go back at the wings again because I damaged the one before.

1416
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,000
So I'm going to go back there.

1417
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Sure.

1418
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:48,000
So that is a 12 on that one.

1419
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Okay.

1420
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:55,000
So yeah, you, you, you cleave one of its wings off and it lets forth a shrill scream as the wing falls to the ground.

1421
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Excellent.

1422
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000
That's another 15.

1423
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,000
So.

1424
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Okay.

1425
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Should be good.

1426
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
Yeah.

1427
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Yeah.

1428
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Oh, not super great.

1429
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
10 damage on that one.

1430
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,000
We're just, I'm just hacking into like the same spot.

1431
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Yeah.

1432
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000
No.

1433
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Yeah.

1434
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:15,000
You're like, you've cleaved off its wing and now you're cleaving into the winged wing wound that is now opened.

1435
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Oh yeah.

1436
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:23,000
And it drops to its knees and still it turns around and looks at you kind of with puppy dog eyes.

1437
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000
Ugly motherfucking puppy dog eyes.

1438
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,000
Perfect.

1439
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Cause I really wanted to hit it in the neck.

1440
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:31,000
So that's great that it turned towards me.

1441
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,000
So that is a 19, but not critical.

1442
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Yeah.

1443
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Big damage.

1444
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Oh, there we go.

1445
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
That is 16 damage.

1446
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:47,000
It turns and looks at you and whimpers as you do what to it?

1447
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000
I have a family.

1448
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:56,000
As I, as I lift my ax up, I just look at it with like no emotion.

1449
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,000
Like this puppy dog routine is not working on me.

1450
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,000
And I just like, I step into it.

1451
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Like I step forward and just bring the ax down and just, oh, it's, it's carnage.

1452
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,000
It's not, it's not pretty.

1453
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
That's what happens.

1454
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Yep.

1455
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000
It's not pretty.

1456
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000
It's not pretty.

1457
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:24,000
As just before it connects with its face, it lets forth this, this another angered shrill scream.

1458
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
It dropped the puppy dog thing when you didn't stop.

1459
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,000
Yeah.

1460
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,000
And it like was like reaching for you.

1461
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:36,000
So it, it's momentum plus your momentum split this thing's head in two.

1462
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
I knew you got, you had it.

1463
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,000
Right?

1464
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Yep.

1465
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Yep.

1466
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,000
I have the choice of having three attacks that all have a pretty good chance to land.

1467
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,000
Great ax work.

1468
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,000
Thank you.

1469
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,000
Thank you.

1470
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:53,000
I'll slowly start strolling towards the front door.

1471
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000
I feel real good about yourself right now.

1472
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Covered in gore.

1473
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Upstairs, tuning back in, the thingamabob or dooder.

1474
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Yep.

1475
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:14,000
It stands up and jumps, like fly jumps towards Nulara and takes a bite at you.

1476
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:18,000
And a, and a sword swing.

1477
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000
It's probably not going to be good.

1478
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,000
Fuck.

1479
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000
Keep rolling.

1480
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Twelve and a sixteen.

1481
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Nope.

1482
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Remember we were so mean though about, about what it looked like.

1483
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,000
That's true.

1484
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,000
So it's confidence is really suffering.

1485
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,000
And it just had to jump up from the ground.

1486
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,000
Yep.

1487
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,000
Can I get to hit it now?

1488
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Can I hit it?

1489
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,000
I really want to hit it.

1490
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Yeah, go for it.

1491
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Okay.

1492
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,000
That is a 26.

1493
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
Yeah.

1494
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,000
Barely though.

1495
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Got real tough.

1496
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Nine plus six is 15, 21 damage.

1497
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:07,000
It jumps forward and swings and bites at you and catches your sword in its, in its, what does it, what do you do?

1498
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Okay.

1499
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000
I was like, it catches my sword.

1500
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:14,000
I see what you did.

1501
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Yeah.

1502
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,000
I mean, probably in its face.

1503
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,000
It was just like jumping and trying to bite me.

1504
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000
Right?

1505
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,000
Yep.

1506
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:26,000
So I've got, yeah, I've got dragon slayer up and yeah, just right, right into the

1507
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,000
ugly, ugly face.

1508
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,000
I like it.

1509
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Yeah.

1510
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,000
Okay.

1511
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,000
That happens.

1512
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:40,000
And it is, it is split in twain and then it is the succubus's turn and she's like,

1513
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:47,000
she can't, she can't see, she can't really move, but she begins to phase out.

1514
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,000
Counterspell.

1515
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Oh no, bitch.

1516
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Basically what I'm picturing is like in Kill Bill when Darryl Hannah gets her eye ripped

1517
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000
out.

1518
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,000
That's the succubus right now.

1519
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Hold on, hold on.

1520
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Grug has a counterspell.

1521
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000
Yeah.

1522
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000
It sounds like Grug's going to do something cool.

1523
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Oh shit.

1524
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,000
This is a reaction.

1525
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,000
Do it.

1526
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:12,000
So I am attempting to interrupt a creature in the process of casting a spell.

1527
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:18,000
If they're casting a spell of third level or lower, the spell fails.

1528
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:23,000
And if it's casting a spell of fourth or higher, I need to make the ability.

1529
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
This is like the same as the spell magic.

1530
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,000
Only it's the reaction, I guess.

1531
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,000
So I got to make an ability check.

1532
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000
DC is the same.

1533
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:35,000
I like like all this tricky counter magic shit that you've got.

1534
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,000
I know.

1535
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:39,000
Grug's got some good shit.

1536
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Bards are cool.

1537
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Yeah, you're going to need to make a check.

1538
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:45,000
All right.

1539
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000
So I'm making a charisma check.

1540
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Big money, big money, big money.

1541
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,000
12.

1542
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Can I give you your die of inspiration?

1543
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Just return this.

1544
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
You can have that back.

1545
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,000
It's for you.

1546
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,000
No.

1547
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
We can't do it.

1548
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,000
I got a 12.

1549
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Yeah.

1550
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Which I imagine didn't work.

1551
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Valiant effort.

1552
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Needed a 17 on that one.

1553
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,000
Oh boy.

1554
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,000
That's a lofty roll.

1555
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,000
Damn.

1556
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:16,000
So no, you see Grug as she begins to phase out.

1557
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,000
What does Grug try and what does he do as he's doing this?

1558
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:28,000
I raise up my hand in a prohibitive manner and I say, Halt!

1559
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,000
And it doesn't work.

1560
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:34,000
And so I just get like a little bit sad and just kind of stare at my feet.

1561
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,000
I pat him on the shoulder.

1562
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,000
I'm like, it's all right.

1563
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Sorry.

1564
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,000
I wanted it to work.

1565
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,000
It was good.

1566
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:43,000
But you shall not pass.

1567
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:48,000
She finishes phasing out and you in your mind here.

1568
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
We know your plans.

1569
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,000
We know where you will be next and we know how to stop you.

1570
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
And then it's gone.

1571
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Well, we don't even know our plans.

1572
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000
So that seems unlikely.

1573
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:03,000
Is the second bit still blind since she never took her next turn?

1574
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Yeah, that's true.

1575
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,000
Well, she just stayed blind.

1576
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,000
Like it never got back to Amy.

1577
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,000
I mean, she's going back to like Fiendville.

1578
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,000
So I'm sure.

1579
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,000
Fiendville.

1580
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,000
Population 200.

1581
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
Very close to Vaudeville.

1582
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,000
198 now.

1583
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,000
Right, right, right.

1584
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,000
Yeah.

1585
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,000
Yeah, you did.

1586
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,000
So I really wanted to murder her more.

1587
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,000
Yeah.

1588
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:32,000
Flammikins and Nularaaaa are upstairs and I assume you run downstairs as you finish

1589
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:35,000
your battle and you guys reconvene out front.

1590
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000
And Flammikins is like, what?

1591
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,000
What happened out here?

1592
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000
It's like it's daylight.

1593
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:41,000
How's that?

1594
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,000
How's that sunbeam working for you?

1595
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,000
I blinded a succubus.

1596
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,000
Oh, fuck.

1597
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:54,000
Yeah, I got this cool sunbeam because we heard her upstairs, right?

1598
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,000
We just didn't see her.

1599
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:56,000
Yeah.

1600
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Because she was telepathically communicating.

1601
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,000
Right.

1602
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,000
From planes beyond.

1603
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,000
What do you do?

1604
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,000
I guess I turn off my sunbeam.

1605
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:11,000
It's a lay like.

1606
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Hey, so was that it?

1607
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:18,000
Like, are we, did we kill the thing or get rid of the thing?

1608
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,000
Yeah, what happened out here?

1609
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,000
We heard a voice, the succubus, I assume.

1610
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,000
You guys kill her?

1611
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,000
Kill her real good?

1612
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:29,000
I tried to stop her escaping, but was not successful.

1613
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,000
She ran scared.

1614
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:36,000
We heard her a bunch, fried her wings, blinded her, but.

1615
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000
Oh, she's got some plans against you.

1616
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,000
It's good.

1617
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,000
You're making enemies.

1618
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,000
It means you're doing something right.

1619
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000
It's going to really add to our songs, right?

1620
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000
Something about a succubus.

1621
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,000
Are you going to sing about this, Grug?

1622
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Maybe we go back to the bar and have a drink and just relax a little bit and Grug will play us a tune.

1623
01:11:55,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Yeah, I think what we need to do is talk to the council, which is what we need to do.

1624
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
We got a meeting tomorrow.

1625
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Exactly.

1626
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,000
Yeah, exactly.

1627
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,000
So we have a little more to report.

1628
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,000
So tonight we celebrate.

1629
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,000
Yeah.

1630
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000
Remember poor Flamikins Kins wanted to get fucked up.

1631
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,000
She only had like one tiny drink.

1632
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,000
I'm trying to get drunk.

1633
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000
Back to the lonely whip.

1634
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
I think Flamikins Kins might have a bit of a problem.

1635
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,000
Not back to the lonely whip.

1636
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,000
But it was so like rocking in there.

1637
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Yawning portal, yawning portal.

1638
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,000
Alright, let's go to the yawning portal.

1639
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,000
Let's go back to the yawning portal.

1640
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Yeah, they got a good basement there.

1641
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,000
Have you been down there?

1642
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000
I want to go check it out sometime.

1643
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000
I've been meeting too.

1644
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,000
Well, let's do a side adventure.

1645
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:43,000
Grug and Flamikins Kins go into the yawning portal.

1646
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,000
Yeah, do it.

1647
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000
Sounds like a viable spinoff.

1648
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,000
I mean, yes.

1649
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:55,000
So you guys head back to the yawning portal and get set up with drinks from Dernan who's still working.

1650
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:57,000
He's still just working away.

1651
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:02,000
I like that Grug just peaced out while he was performing.

1652
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,000
I got to go.

1653
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,000
This is the usual thing for Grug.

1654
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:09,000
He comes and goes as he pleases and plays his tunes and people love it.

1655
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:17,000
But Grug steps back up to the stage and plays you a ditty on the way out as we fade out.

1656
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:22,000
I recently composed this one.

1657
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:40,000
And I said, no, oh, don't you go down to the house of the succubus.

1658
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:59,000
You might get struck by lightning or a sunbeam and those demons might kill you.

1659
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:09,000
And I said, no, don't you go to the house of the succubus.

1660
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:22,000
No, don't you go, don't you go, don't you go.

1661
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:26,000
We clap.

1662
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,000
So good.

1663
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,000
So good.

1664
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:49,000
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1665
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:58,000
One man does stand out to you, though, and he is dressed in a bathing suit.

1666
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:04,000
He's dressed in just a banana hammock bikini.

1667
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,000
That would stand out.

1668
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Awesome.

1669
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,000
My wife.

1670
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,000
I can see his whip.

1671
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:15,000
I didn't get my turn.

1672
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,000
Don't worry.

1673
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:17,000
You'll be fine.

1674
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:20,000
That means you're going to get a turn.

1675
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,000
Anyone ever seen Lost Girl?

1676
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,000
Nope.

1677
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,000
All right.

1678
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,000
The TV show all about a succubus.

1679
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:32,000
That's where that's where all my succubus information comes from.

1680
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,000
Keep it handy.

1681
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,000
All right.

1682
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:42,000
Let's let's go check out that back door.

1683
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,000
So you are heading all the way upstairs.

1684
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,000
Sure.

1685
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,000
I don't know if there's five thousand of them.

1686
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:53,000
No, but otherwise, there are five thousand.

1687
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:54,000
It's a very tall house.

1688
01:15:54,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Well, it's just kind of like the really scary demon in the child thing or the child that was the demon thing.

1689
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,000
That darkness was attached to you, Flint.

1690
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,000
We've been here.

1691
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000
Sure.

1692
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000
Yeah.

1693
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,000
We had to make you leave the house.

1694
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,000
We were like, get out.

1695
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,000
You're dark and stuff.

1696
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,000
So he nasty.

1697
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:22,000
If you could if you could hold it a little closer so I could see what it's resistant to.

1698
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,000
No, not going to happen.

1699
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,000
All right.

1700
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:34,000
Six, eight plus eleven.

1701
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000
Oh, God.

1702
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,000
Maths hard.

1703
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,000
Basic simple math is very difficult.

1704
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,000
They were high level characters.

1705
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,000
So the math is.

1706
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,000
Yeah, it gets so much harder.

1707
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,000
Lots of ones and threes.

1708
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,000
It's also just because I'm using a different weapon.

1709
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,000
I'm so used to it with flame tongue.

1710
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:53,000
But so this is blinded by the light.

1711
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:58,000
Hmm.

1712
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:03,000
It's kind of a kind of a funny like weak weapon for these like terrifying creatures.

1713
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,000
The cemetery.

1714
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,000
Yeah.

1715
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,000
Yeah.

1716
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:12,000
And it takes out its sling.

1717
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:16,000
Do you want your characters to say goodbye or do you want to just fade out there?

1718
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:19,000
I think we do a fade out because I think I think we like.

1719
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,000
Yeah, we were clapping.

1720
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,000
We're raising glasses.

1721
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,000
High five.

1722
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,000
Finally gets drunk.

1723
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,000
Yeah.

1724
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,000
Classic high five.

1725
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,000
Well, you party through the night.

1726
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:38,000
And and yeah, your friend, Grug, is is off to off to find more tales the next morning.

1727
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,000
Yeah, that sounds right.

1728
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000
Yeah.

1729
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,000
He takes his one gold.

1730
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,000
You got paid more handsomely at the at the.

1731
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,000
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.